Reginald Mental Hygiene Books and Journals 2011

Over the years, the response has been great and we appreciate the multitudes of satisfied clients of Reginald Mental Hygience services and products.

Without your money, we couldn't exist. But we both know, without our company, you probably wouldn't want to exist. Be that as it may, we are, together as a cluster, doing quite well and are almost complacent in our ease and strength.

While we can't possibly say hello to each one of you personally, and we have no time to reply to all your relentless, desperate, pleading emails, we do want to take this opportunity to diaper your delusions with an announcement of print and online materials that can help you shake your dependence on archaic delusive mind packagings and societally-imprinted cognitive errors.

New Books and Journals from

Reginald Mental Hygiene Publications 

The new set of books dealing with our specialized practice areas and emergent technique-oriented journals, highly recommended for all therapists and caseworkers, now includes:



* Winning Through Self-loathing

* Victory Over Feelings

* How You Feel Means Almost Nothing, It's How You Behave

* Journal of Nocturnal Emotional Health Practitioners and Clinicians

* Mental Hygiene Cleansing Rituals: Vols. 1 - 17

* Art and the Anger Issues Patient

* Money, Fun, and Comedy: 3 Giant Keys To Colossal Mental Health

* Now You Can Be Like Everyone Else

* Analytical Studies in Whisper Therapy

* Say What I Say: Advanced Ventriloquism Therapy

* Disowning Their Giftedness: Homeless Misanthropes in Our Midst

* Approval Addicts and Transient Self-Esteem

* Perpetual Impervience for Social Equilibrium

* Late Night Notes on Narco-narcissism: Self Adoration Distortions Related to Chronic Substance Abuse

* Quietism and the Timidly Self-harming Patient

* Journal of the Ancient Association of Mind Therapeutics in Applied Social Sciences


If you haven't received your physicians discount order form yet, please contact us at the previously mentioned email address.

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Fresh as a spring flower after a shower, even YOUR mental filth and debris, under the supervision and precision of Reginald Mental Hygiene, Inc., can be washed completely, enabling you to live a clean and impeccable life.

All of us here at RMH certainly want to thank all the wonderful folks who have emailed us, requesting a wide array of our favorite specialties, including synthetic personality enhancement,  thought cleaning regimentation, remarkable mind science miracles, conquest of uncharted psychic territories, and instantaneous and permanent cures for morbid mediocrity syndrome complexes.

While we cannot respond to each and every pleading letter, desperate and typo-ridden email, or voicemail message, we do thank you all for choosing Reginald Mental Hygiene as your trusted provider of cognitive training and implemental mental empowerment.



For your therapeutic triumph,


Dr. Oliver Augustus Vrinkman
Dr. Stanward Henry Colepsodt
Dr. Arbright Landenderry
Dr. Steven H. Bosloff
Dr. Julia J. Wardcliff
Dr. Marcy Elizabeth Broondfelt

contact us now

As previously stated, we are accepting a very limited clientele this year, and will review applications until May 22, 2009. If you have not heard back from us by June 22, it means we obviously have all the clients we can administer.

Contact us now at:

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For your therapeutic triumph,


Dr. Oliver Augustus Vrinkman
Dr. Stanward Henry Colepsodt
Dr. Arbright Landenderry
Dr. Steven H. Bosloff
Dr. Julia J. Wardcliff
Dr. Marcy Elizabeth Broondfelt

psychopathology with a human twist

Reginald Mental Hygiene is a full service therapeutics provider. From neutral affirmation bracelets and clinic-tested calming bells... to healing rays and transformational greeting cards ... to relaxation music and cathexis rugs ... since 1979, we have satisfied our clients with a line of mind-care products you can rely on with complete and unperturbed confidence.

Our clientele is limited to recommendations from current customers, on an invitation basis.

On January 7, 2009, we will post an email address that we will receive inquiries. An application form will be sent to those who request it.



For your therapeutic triumph,


Dr. Oliver Augustus Vrinkman
Dr. Stanward Henry Colepsodt
Dr. Arbright Landenderry
Dr. Steven H. Bosloff
Dr. Julia J. Wardcliff
Dr. Marcy Elizabeth Broondfelt