the response has been great

All of us here at RMH certainly want to thank all the wonderful folks who have emailed us, requesting mind science miracles and mediocrity cures.

While we can't say hello to each one of you personally, since we have not yet found time to reply to your desperate, pleading emails, we do want to take this opportunity to diaper your delusions with a fantastic deal:

Build your dream home for only $1.49

All joking aside, the new set of books, highly recommended for all therapists and caseworkers, now includes:

* Winning Through Self-loathing

* Victory Over Feelings

* Nocturnal Emotional Health

* Art and the Anger Issues Patient

* Money: Key To Mental Health

* Now You Can Be Like Everyone Else

* Studies in Whisper Therapy

* Disowning Their Giftedness: Homeless Misanthropes in Our Midst

* Approval Addicts and Transient Self-Esteem


If you haven't received your physicians discount order form yet, please contact us at the previously mentioned email address.



For your therapeutic triumph,


Dr. Henry James Vrinkman
Dr. Stanward Colepsodt
Dr. Arbright Landenderry
Dr. Steven H. Bosloff
Dr. Julia Wardcliff
Dr. Narcie Broondfelt
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contact us now

As previously stated, we are accepting a very limited clientele this year, and will review applications until May 22, 2009. If you have not heard back from us by June 22, it means we obviously have all the clients we can administer.

Contact us now at:

vaspers [at] inbox [dot] com


For your therapeutic triumph,


Dr. Henry James Vrinkman
Dr. Stanward Colepsodt
Dr. Arbright Landenderry
Dr. Steven H. Bosloff
Dr. Julia Wardcliff
Dr. Narcie Broondfelt
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psychopathology with a human twist

Reginald Mental Hygiene is a full service therapeutics provider. From neutral affirmation bracelets and clinic-tested calming bells... to healing rays and transformational greeting cards ... to relaxation music and cathexis rugs ... since 1979, we have satisfied our clients with a line of mind-care products you can rely on with complete and unperturbed confidence.

Our clientele is limited to recommendations from current customers, on an invitation basis.

On January 7, 2009, we will post an email address that we will receive inquiries. An application form will be sent to those who request it.



For your therapeutic triumph,


Dr. Henry James Vrinkman
Dr. Stanward Colepsodt
Dr. Arbright Landenderry
Dr. Steven H. Bosloff
Dr. Julia Wardcliff
Dr. Narcie Broondfelt


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